Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say
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Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
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We don't keep firearms in this house.
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You can't feed that to the dog.
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No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
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Wrasslin's fake.
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We're vegetarians.
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Do you think my hair is too big?
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Who's Richard Petty?
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Spitting is such a nasty habit.
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I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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Trim the fat off that steak.
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The tires on that truck are too big.
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I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
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She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
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Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
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Elvis who?
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Deer heads detract from the decor.
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