Things You Wouldn't Hear a Redneck Say
- Duct tape won't fix that!
- Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
- We don't keep firearms in this house.
- You can't feed that to the dog.
- No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
- Wrasslin's fake.
- We're vegetarians.
- Do you think my hair is too big?
- Who's Richard Petty?
- Spitting is such a nasty habit.
- I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
- Trim the fat off that steak.
- The tires on that truck are too big.
- I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
- Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
- She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
- Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
- Elvis who?
- Deer heads detract from the decor.